What’s a guy who can interrogate the dead to do? Cosy up to Megan Fox, of course. Then it’s off on a nonsensical progression of adventures that reach their apex when a handy group of Indians – sort of the AAA roadside assistance for the recently deceased – brings Hex back from the beyond. He inhales some digital smoke, coughs up a crow and shouts a Shatner-esque ‘Turnbull!’
And then? Howzabout a steamboat-of-death finale involving the plastic-bag-loving videographer from American Beauty, Colonel Daniels from The Wire and Gob Bluth from Arrested Development? But by that point you’ll hopefully be passed out from all the popcorn you’ve scoffed to survive this hex of a flick.
|Genre:||Action, Drama, Thriller|
|Stars:||Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, John Gallagher Jr., Tom Wopat, Michael Shannon|