While it may be lacking a solid storyline, who doesn’t want to see a DeLorean go up against King Kong in a race through the city?

Complete with hilarious animation, side quips for adults to enjoy and a sweet-natured storyline, our favourite Brit bunny got an impressive makeover.

With this daringly enigmatic thriller based on the short novel by Jonathan Ames, British filmmaker Lynne Ramsay is back on top form with a vengeance – quite literally, though that emotion is not hers but part of the story. You Were Never Really Here centres on burly,big-bearded, taciturn hitman Joe (Joaquin Phoenix), whom we encounter in the opening scene already carrying out a contract – though we never find out who the victim is or what it’s all about.

In fact, Ramsay’s film gives mere visual and aural hints as to Joe’s backstory, motives and character. All we know about Joe is that he lives with and cares for his elderly mother. Still, we do witness his dealings with a contractor, who lines up a job for him: to find the whereabouts of a politician’s abducted daughter.

Not wanting to distract us with the precise details of the storyline, or those of the world Joe inhabits, Ramsay focuses instead on his inner life. She uses Phoenix’s subtly expressive face and body language, a complex soundtrack and Thomas Townend’s wonderful cinematography to evoke his fragile state of mind.

Wisely, Ramsay doesn’t linger or focus on the violence, but implies it through expert editing and composition. Accordingly, what might have been an almost unbearably grim trip into a sordid underworld of corruption, cruel exploitation and brutality does, against all the odds, have a solid underpinning of compassion.

You Were Never Really Here makes for a hugely audacious, imaginative and strangely compelling movie.

The bottom line
A violent but poetic drama that’s a must-watch.

d flexing muscles – there’s nothing quite like the stereotypical ’80s action movie. It’s an era modern films have tried to recapture time and again, and Black Water seems to be doing no different.

Who better to mix in with that special ’80s ingredient than the original universal soldiers themselves? Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lungren team up once again – this time they’re up against the CIA. Van Damme is a deep-cover operative who finds himself imprisoned on a retrofitted nuclear submarine. And Lungren? The trailer doesn’t show exactly what his role is, but expect him to come in guns blazing – finishing off the bad guys before making a snarky remark.

Audiences know these two action legends have still got it, with The Expendables trilogy and Amazon’s ludicrous but intriguing show Jean-Claude Van Johnson, but it’s the movie’s bland script and storyline that we’re worried about.

While the dynamic duo are sure to entertain with their throwback lines to older films and hardy experience of handling gun fights on screen, we can’t help but think Black Water should have been made in the ’80s.

The bottom line
Explosions, muscles and a hint of a story.

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